sensible:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(Source: confirmance, via selfiecentered)


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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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organichaircoatsandmoustaches:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental. 


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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via ihopeyouarehappywithyourself)


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beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:


terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

(via ihopeyouarehappywithyourself)


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86timewarp:

fatalfabian:

justlolalldaylong:

fullcollapse:

I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports

i would play the shit out of this

the guy on the floor trying to get up 

I’m sure we can resolve all world conflicts with this game


gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via ughradical)


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